Hi my name is Valerie and I know its been a long time (possibly a decade and a half) since I’ve last written to the North Pole, but you see Santa this year I’ve finally decided to get serious about things when I’m the brokest (I know its not a word). I think I’ve been pretty good this year, definitely not deserving of coal. You’ve been a pretty fair man to deal with all my life, when I wanted the Barbie RV and mansion/loft and mom and dad were too broke, I got it. When I asked for name brand clothes my freshman year of high school, you bought them (granted it was from Ross but whatever I didn’t specify). When I begged and begged for a new car that wouldn’t die on me constantly, you even delivered early on my 23rd birthday and got me “Sally” the 2008 Sentra.
So Santa this year I could really use some stuff to help me out in launching myself into a new direction, one aimed towards making a real career out of my talents. I could really use some darkroom time at Photosource , and if you really feel like being generous it would really help me out and save me time and money if I could get a film scanner. I know its asking alot, but I promise not to ask for anything else for a couple more years. Santa I know I’m not on that naughty list so could you help a Fig out please? Pretty please.